Monna Lisa

I headed straight for the Monna Lisa, as the French say.  Why? Because as soon as you walk in, all signs point the way so I knew I wouldn't get lost. You're familiar with the Monna Lisa--it's that picture of that woman with 30 Japanese photographers in front of her snapping pictures. I have never understood why people take pictures of pictures--get an art book.  Plus, the Monna Lisa is in the Italian painting wing and as everyone knows, Botticelli rocks.

The Louvre is the most confusing museum on earth. I know I'm easily lost but the maps don't make sense--they do when you're actually on the floor but getting to the next floor is often a problem.  I was impressed at the wide variety of food they had there, including a Starbucks in the museum (McCafe is across the street.) So, I ate lunch there.  There is probably no great time to go (maybe Friday nights at 8), but today wasn't bad at all, probably because it was the only non-rainy day in a week and everyone was on a boat ride on the Seine. There were a lot of school groups there but they were all French kids and hence, well-behaved.  After seeing the museum, I wanted to just sit  outside by the Seine which I did and I would have paid $100 for a coke.  Luckily, it was only $7 which is the going rate for a 16 oz. bottle at most cafes and restaurants. That gave me enough energy to make it home.

I read on the internet that some guy, over several weeks, walked into every room in the museum, timing himself. He didn't stop and look at anything, just walked into each room.  It took 60 hours.

Tonight, I went back to the Johnny recommended restaurant that I claimed was closed.  I blame the jet lag and the fact I was looking for the address of 28 directly across the street from address 29.  When I walked further tonight, I noticed the restaurant, Royal Vendome, does exist--it's directly across from address 35. I had chicken and french fries.  I don't know why the French are so in love with French fries--it's my understanding that they didn't invent them.